Only 15 days of school left. I usually don't keep a close count, but today was not a great day. I won't share any details except to say that people who feel it is ok to be rude, disrespectful, and unprofessional SUCK! Anyhoo, it's Friday, the hubs is taking me out to dinner, I will be enjoying some adult conversation along with some adult beverages. I hope that everyone has a great weekend. C'mon summer vacation.......
YOU might be a school employee if....
...you believe the playground should be equipped with Ritalin salt lick
...you want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off
..it is difficult to name your own child because there's no name you can come up with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is uttered
...you can tell it's a full moon or if it going to rain, snow, hail....anything!!! Without ever looking outside
...you believe, "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on a report card
...you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
...when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior
...you have no social life between August and June
...you think people should have a government permit before being allowed to reproduce
...you wonder how some parents MANAGED to reproduce
...you encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling and are willing to donate the UHAUL boxes should they decided to move out of district
...meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
...the words "I have college debt for this?" has ever come out of your mouth
AND LAST BUT NO LEAST....
.... you know how many days, minutes, and seconds are left in the school year !