Logged in after 3/22/06 and Need a Laugh......
TGIF Friends! Hope everyone has a great weekend. Congratulations to those Marching Panda's out there who are out of the review room. For my Panda's after the 22nd I'm hangin with ya!
Harlan was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked how much for the teapot. Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $250!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlan had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
>From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary , you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone
at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took
to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't
been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?"
Harlan was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked how much for the teapot. Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $250!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlan had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
>From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary , you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone
at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took
to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't
been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?"
posted by TBG Happenings at 4:21 PM
5 Comments:
Hehhee...I DO love your jokes!
Congrats Ms. Out-O-Review too :0)
funny stuff...
now, why the heck isn't all of March out?!
Pulling for ya, along with other late March LID-ers!
F.U.N.N.Y!
Pulling for you as well, your close! At least you know they are working on you!
Tee hee! Laughter is the best medicine.
Hopefully soon they will update for the rest of March!!!
Keep smilin!
Hang in there! We will be out of the review room soon! At least we can say we are next for something!!
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