Friday, February 02, 2007

Logged in after 3/22/06 and Need a Laugh......

TGIF Friends! Hope everyone has a great weekend. Congratulations to those Marching Panda's out there who are out of the review room. For my Panda's after the 22nd I'm hangin with ya!




Harlan was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.

At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked how much for the teapot. Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $250!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlan had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
>From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary , you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.



A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone
at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took
to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't
been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?"

5 Comments:

Blogger C's Mom said...

Hehhee...I DO love your jokes!

Congrats Ms. Out-O-Review too :0)

8:00 PM  
Blogger Pug Mama said...

funny stuff...
now, why the heck isn't all of March out?!
Pulling for ya, along with other late March LID-ers!

8:22 PM  
Blogger t~ said...

F.U.N.N.Y!

Pulling for you as well, your close! At least you know they are working on you!

9:01 AM  
Blogger 4D said...

Tee hee! Laughter is the best medicine.

Hopefully soon they will update for the rest of March!!!

Keep smilin!

12:29 PM  
Blogger Kramer said...

Hang in there! We will be out of the review room soon! At least we can say we are next for something!!

10:51 PM  

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